Professor Impossible is a man, just like all of us here on this website. He has problems with his wife, Sally Impossible. Sally doesn't understand the joy that a Bunsen Burner and a Nucular Accelerated Reaction can give to a Nerd, and so she tries to escape at every turn. She needs a real man, like me, I could lock her up in my "Little Gitmo" studio, where she could learn to practice the fine arts of barefoot pregnancy and keeping her emotions, dreams and vagina in the kitchen and the bedroom where they belong, mostly the kitchen. Professor Impossible is a nerd and therefore deserves me stealing his woman and leaving a "booger underneath his throne".