American Grammar (pronounced 'MEHrIHcan grAHmmEHR in American English) is the formal system of using English in the United States. Many consider the English language to be an unintelligible garble of nonsense spoken by British bastards, but in the US they have managed to make it an easily understood method of communication primarily for the pimping, drug, and money industries. The American dialect is composed of multiple cultural twists in the US (usually white and negro) thus multiplying the intelligibility exponentially.