The Funky Cold Medina is widely held to be the world's most powerful aphrodisiac drink. It was first discovered by the respected scientist and sometime country & western star Doctor Antonio Locutus, also known as "Tone Loc" to his contemporaries. According to his own notes, one pleasant August evening Dr. Loc was "...cooling at a bar, and looking for some action, but there seemed to be no female companionship around. I remember thinking to myself 'Just like Mick Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction', when I noticed a man at the other end of the bar surrounded by beautiful girls.