Eltir H Floda (Born Eltir Heironymous Mousecake Floda) is the current and (so far) only emperor of Greater Dorset. Floda was born in 1943 to parents Amadeus Ringwood Floda and Samantha Piddletrenthide Floda (formerly Samantha Piddletrenthide Hopkins) in the rural backwaters of East Chaldon. Unsatisfied at a young age (5) with only being able to rule his nursery, Floda "claimed" most of the family home by installing fingerprint scanning locks on the interior doors, enabling him to live the next few years as a reclusive child genius. Floda was an innovator in using Pigeon Order to collect his food, clothes and Dorset Ginger Ale. As far as we know, his parents remained locked in the spare room.