Recent excavations confirm trends in the bone structure of this species. A skull, found last year in Africa, displays the archetypal aristocratic cheekbones and full, pouty lips. In Australia, bones discovered in a swamp provide evidence of rock-hard pecs and a nice, pert ass. Further physical characteristics of H. erotic: * Strong, shapely legs. * A muscular back. * Long, thick fingers. * A slim waist. * A fucking fabulous six-pack. * A tubular tube "thingy". As yet, no female remains have been found.