Plot: Brian and Stewie introduce the show, consisting of three short stories in response to requests they have received from viewers. Peter finds a genie who offers him three wishes. His first wish is to see what Kelly Ripa is like off-camera (she is a horrible alien who eats living men’s still-beating hearts), and his second wish is for his own theme music, which plays everywhere he goes. On a city bus, Bill Goldberg grows irritated with Peter’s music and threatens to break every bone in his body. Peter quickly wishes that he was boneless and collapses into a fleshy heap. When townspeople react with revulsion and horror towards him, he moves to Hollywood to become a stuntman’s human airbag. A Hollywood starlet is impressed with Peter's ability and offers to date him, but Peter misses his