Lyrics: Hit my snooze alarm For the twenty seventh time Just don't feel like goin' to work I think I'll call my boss the Am gonna hack and cough and wheeze he'll Swear I got some strange disease What's that little twerp gonna say I'm callin' in sick today Callin' in sick today I could shine my pennies and clean my lava lamp I could spend all day in my underwear watchin' Earnest Goes to Camp I could sit and count my hair I could burn my Tupperware I'm not busy now anyway I'm callin' in sick today Callin' in sick today Ain't goin' to work, no way Callin' in sick today I can do Anything I want to I am invincible I'm on fire, baby I'm alive, I'm alive Can you hear me world, I'm alive! Maybe I'll spend all day starin' at the sun and tryin' not to squint Maybe I'll make a huge colored tapestr