You know Lovecraft's old story about Cthulhu? Well what if I told you he was real? He was said to have been trapped in the mirror world as he was about to awaken. What if I told you there was a way to use this fact to your own advantage? If you're still reading I guess you must be interested. Take a domesticated animal, preferably a cat and cut open its stomach. Drain the blood into a jar and pull out the heart and put it in the jar along with the blood. Let it sit for a hour—by then the stench will be unbearable without a mask.