Cast: * Paris Hilton as Ann Darrow * Robin Williams as Jack Driscoll * "Weird Al" Yankovic as Carl Denham * Bill Murray as Captain Englehorn * Will Smith as Mr. Hayes * The same guy who did Gollum as King Kong and Lumpy * And a bunch of bums from off the street as All the Other Characters Darkness. Fade to title. Ominous music plays, then cut to a scene inside the New York City zoo. Monkeys are chattering and jumping all over each other. Suddenly, one farts in the other's face and the two begin fighting. The bums who are watching start guffawing loudly. Ann: Thanks a lot.