Harry Jannerone: Who the hell are Jim Halpert and Dwight Schrute? Erin: Jim, Dwight, what are your last names? Robert California: Well, I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penis'd, debutante. You want to start a street fight with me bring it on but you will be surprised by how ugly it gets, you don't even know my real name- I'm the f****** lizard king!