Wainwright’s last lecture in Cambridge was about Biopolitical strategies in early hominid communication. His outrageous conclusions prefigured the dissolution of Yugoslavia by 6 years, although they post-dated the fall of Rome by over 1,400. When confronted by the War Crimes Commission concerning the events of the summer of 1984 he evaded the questions by donning an ice-hat and pleading to an unknown force called “Babushka”. The Commission concluded in its report that the Professor was “unfit for trial” and the matter was laid to rest the following year with a dictat from on high. It was certainly a matter of concern for the rest of the society as it was obvious that Wainwright had “dirt” on an unknown official and was engaging in the age old ruse of blackmail. “All I know is that more tha