Do not read this page. Just click "back", or close this page right now. Your sanity, nay the fate of all mankind, will be in danger. You didn't listen. Damn you. Don't you know this knowledge was kept secret for a reason? Your feeble, mortal minds cannot comprehend the vast complexity of what you are seeking to learn. Pray that complete madness is the worst consequence of your transgression. Just don't blame us. You Have Been Warned. If you still wish to go further, see the Sub Tropes below: For things that men (the gender) are not supposed to know see Women's Mysteries