Upon appearing for the player, he takes the bacon mound and cycles randomly through a number of different sayings: * All other gods are either Zaros or Seren in disguise! * An elf falls in love with a goblin, they are shunned for their love but the player champions them. * Daemonheim is actually a reality TV show and the elder gods are laughing at players! * Dragonkin are lovely really. It's just the player who sees monsters! * Every demon has twelve names, only three of which a mortal could pronounce! * Everybody wants a go with Armadyl's staff! * Goblins are just elves that have shrunk in the wash! * Guthix is actually Seren's sister and Zaros's long lost son! * *huff* * Remember all this, there will be a test! * *sigh* * Sliske just wants th