Lesbian Dennis (born Leslie Dennis Heseltine; on 12 October 1953), otherwise known as That Bloke who does the "Mavis" impression, was the star of many great TV shows on British TV. These include Family Fortunes and Family Fortunes With Les Dennis. Les was formerly a world-famous guitarist and is a well known celebrity across many of Britain's AA meetings. He is a self-described "raving homophobic" and declared life to be "meaningless if you're not banging a juicy fanny". Unfortunately for Les, the day after he said this his wife left him. That'll learn him.