The first episode, Hast Thou Circumnavigateth The Perilous Waters Over Yonder Infernal Strait, For Thither Thou Shalt Findeth Only Twofold Strife, Between The Grizzling Jowls of Charybdis, and the Blazing Fury of Scylla, premiered September 29th, 800 BC, and was met with lukewarm reviews, though later on, the show gained popularity with each devouring/maiming of Greek soldiers. The final episode, Yea, the Plight of Scylla and Charybdis Hast Been Difficult, For The Gods Hath Turnéd Their Back On The Pair, And So Endeth The Long Season of Pain Among The Waters of Ithaca, aired May 18th, 600 BC. There was an estimated audience of 180,000 for the last episode, roughly two-thirds of the known world's population at the time, with the exception of Christians and other assorted brown peoples.