Ah, the pie rat. They are a race of animals who live in holes in boats, steel stuff, unleash bubonic plague, claymore stuff, unleash more plagues like the neumonic plague, say...no wait they can't say stuff, and unleash a lot more plagues. They are not to be confused with pirates, rat pies, rats that eat pies and poorats. They are pie rats. Yeesh, how long does....no wait, this article bears a shocking resemblance to Pirate, don't you think? Oh well, i'll just have to change the starting all over again.... AHHHH! IT'S THE PIEEEE RATTTT!