A gynecolorist is a professionally qualified Veterinarian for the axe wounds that grow between a female's thighs. The word refers to those who practice the profession inspired by Star Trek to boldly go where no man had ever gone before. The first gynecologist propped up his first guinea pig, a Mrs Smith of Nebraska, Ohio after she had complained for weeks about an itchy vagina. He told her he had no experience in the area, but if she would be so kind as to pop the hood then lay back and think of England, he would take a look at it. He discovered she had a bee inside her warpzone to tuna-town, and pried it out for her.