Aran: Tiger Strike!!!!!! I'm Master Aran. Welcome to "Keeping Up With Aran." We will be competing in sports challenges. Whoever wins the show wins $50,000 and can buy whatever they want. Star: But before that my beloved, let's meet the contestants. Aran: Alright. First Contestant! *Roger walks in* Roger: Hey sports fans! Let's sweat! Star: Wouldja look at that. Roger: I'm a big fan of sports and I thought I would be in this show. Aran: Alright then. File:Shrug.gif NEXT! *Stephen walks in* Stephen: I want to be in this show. Will we build bridges? Star: Bridges are boring. Poppy: I do. Aran: NEXT!