Daniel Klitts: Wild? Young? Klitts is the current and reigning HUNK of the BOARD (2008 and 2009). He is best known for his jpeg posts and his infamous porn. He is now in the group TEAM REAL DEAL : 4HM alongside Bryan Alvarez, The Cancer and rabies. He is hated and loved by many on the board. Some have accused him of being gay, whereas others have thought of him as the MAN. Currently being stalked by Vanillafire1000. A vapid and vain man who equates his graphic design job with being President of the United States. Folklore has told us that Klitts' tongue could please a Sperm Whale. He has on a continual basis produced photographic evidence of himself and women has has fornicated with.