Gomez (Spoken): She's bubbly Morticia (Spoken): She's optimistic Gomez(Spoken): Where did we go wrong? Morticia: We taught her to hunt Gomez: We taught her to aim Morticia: We gave her a bow Gomez: We gave her no shame Morticia: We gave what we had Gomez: Made sure she was bad Both: Did all that we could to keep her sad Gomez: We told her to stay away from modern jazz Morticia: We gaver her that week long trip to Alcatraz Gomez: We promised she'd be equipped Both: And filled her crypt with woe What'd we know? Gomez: We took her to funerals in the morning mist Morticia: We took her to slaughter houses