Nickname: Enemy Combatant Classification: MiddleSchool Current Job: Monster Maker Origin: Temple of Doom Blood Type: Rocky Road Age: Older than I look Weight: Classified Height: Classified Girth: Like a tree trunk First Job: Tending Odd inhabitants Hobby: Collecting potatoe chip likenesses Ultimate Halo Match: "Right, now he's got the sword AND the shotgun" Ultimate Snack: Classified Ultimate Website: Classified Mode of Transport: Classified Fake Weapon: Flashlight