“Thank you, computer. Commence recording…” I’ve missed you. It’s been a long time. I’m sorry. I simply haven’t felt compelled to compose any log entries. I haven’t had the heart to assemble messages for you. Not since… I haven’t been well. I know that’s no excuse; you have a right to know what’s going on. How else would you, if I didn’t tell you? It’s been far too long. “Computer.” “How many records do you have stored locally, in total?” “How many of those in the past ten years?” “I see. Continue recording.” I hope that—with your guidance—I may discern their true meanings. *** *** “Then what is?” “And?”