After wandering through various twists and turns, a theme park, and two vending machines Lampshade Man had sucessfully made his way to His secret lair's entrance. As he entered his underground manision he turned to his secretary and said "Hey, you seen Neh?". The secretary simply pointed to the doorway of Lampshade Man's private office. Lampshade Man busted down the door expecting to find a vicious pack of rabid rusty razor blade wielding man eating cabybaras only to find his pet gerbil Neh licking his fur. With one swipe of his hand he smacked the gerbil silly and ate him whole.