The Presidential Wash-house is located on a small hill northeast of Omaha, Nebraska. Clinton is said to have selected the site due to his rather phallic love of intercontinental ballistic missiles. A keen adherent to Feng Shui, Clinton insisted that the building be designed to allow Canada's positive energy to flow through the building. The result was several rather breezy holes in the walls, which roughly face the Arctic Circle. The surrounding woodland was designated a national park by Clinton's last act of office. Today, Dick Cheney uses the area to shoot people.