I was thinking, what if somehow, like, a monkey overlord from Elliott, Maine ascended from a fountain in Mumbai, and there was, like, an aura around the dude, you know? And then airplanes got loaded up with regular monkeys, and they were flown to the United Nations. Eventually, they would be given premium hotel accommodations. A sudden international revival in 19th century Russian literature seizes lymphocytes of humanity, propelling a machine evolution as predicted by some futurists.