Haven't you guys ever wondered why everyone foolish enough to go and get massaged in the "Tamia's Public Brainwashing Studio as well as Human Testing laboratory massage parlour" comes out wanting to buy Tamia brand cigarretes, Tamia-brand fake beards and Testostereich-brand leaking Nuclear Warheads??!?!!!1!1!? No? Well I don't know, go ask your mother. *reader gets up and walks away from the crazy old man towards mother* Please don't go! Awww I'm so desperately lonely...