Summer courtier Poor Mr. Masher. He used to just be a biker, until he was taken on as a child-like True Fae's bodyguard. A few years of that left him looking like a big, fuzzy, horned Santa. It didn't do much for his IQ, either. Okay, so he's big and dumb, but he's also kind of friendly. After essentially being voted 'Summer courtier least likely to rip your arm off and beat you with it,' he got given the friendliness-conducive position of court recruiter.