The Teletubbies have discovered that the stench of the rotten fumes from the Teletubby Land Acid Lake can entrance you in the worst way possible (in terms of outcome). So they became drug addicts. They became high, but when President Bush and Donald Rumsfeld showed up while thy were crashing from their Acid Lake . The President tried to give a speech, but the Teletubbies were knocked out on the effects of Giygas' Kolk. So George Bush had the secret service kidnap them and throw them in prison.