File:Wapenfabriekorbis.png Sittard's secret chemical weapon factory. “We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender to Shittard.” ~ Winston Churchill on Shittard Shittard is considered by many to be the greatest city in the Westelijke Mijnstreek, a region in the south of the Netherlands. It has around 48,000 inhabitants, all of whom are extremely good-looking and intelligent. Don't let their looks fool you, not every resident belongs in a mental institution. it has been uttered by Scientists such as Heinrich Schliemann, Zecharia Sitchin and Homer Simpson That Shittard is the Craddle of the true European Race. according to the theory, inhabitors of Shittard still