Below are some guidelines to follow when creating articles. Ignoring the style policies below will result in your article being an ugly, slapped-together piece of crap, and while it might still be funny, somebody else will have to come along and clean it up to meet our really very low standards. That somebody will then harbor seething hatred against you, and seek to avenge themselves of their wasted time. Trust us, it's easier to just follow the Manual of Style.