The Weedless Patio Trophy is an award given out by the Popular Compost Magazine. Criteria for winning the trophy presumably involves having a patio in your garden that has no weeds growing through the cracks. Gilbert Grumpy is the only known recipient of the award and was keen to tell his neighbours about this achivement. He was left embarrassed when a giant weed (courtesy of the Doom Seed) shot through his lawn, although it didn't appear to sprout through his patio.