Dead was an agent in the Department of Emergencies around the time that Jay and Acacia were assigned to the Department of Implausible Crossovers. She had a pet gecko named Gecko and had a reputation for being trigger-happy. At one point, she put a mountain through the head of a half-dragon, half-unicorn Sue. Agent Dead worked with Jay Thorntree on a mission in which Aragorn raped Legolas. The agents had to rush a dying Legolas to Medical, then exorcise the entire Fellowship. Dead and Jay also rescued Agents Rosie Cotton Bomull and Nenya Gabriel from a deletion-in-progress.