The Colbert Report revs you up for love-making. Stephen suggests a trial separation if this doesn't happen, as it is hopeless. A way to strengthen the relationship is to engage in love-making after every thought of Stephen. Thinking about truthiness? Get naked. Thinking about Stephen's glasses? Make love. Thinking about how you can't wait until The Colbert Report is over (see: Blasphemy) so you can roll around under silk blankets exploring sexual fantasies? Make sweet, sweet love until the end of the next new show. It's what the Baby Jesus would want.