Ian and Anthony are roasting chestnuts (a bowl of apples) over an open fire. Ian states that if there's anything else that he and Anthony love, it's Christmas. Anthony says, "We love Christmas so much, we got tattoos to prove it." They then unravel their sleeves to reveal tattoos that read "I Heart Chris" on Anthony's arm and "Tmas" on Ian's. Ian points to a big, old-looking book, and says, "To celebrate the holiday season, we'd like to share some of our own holiday stories with you." Anthony opens the book and starts reading.