They tell us not to nuke the whales. So what should we do with them? 1. * Turn them into an tasty head cheese 2. * Turn them into a blubber car, with tiny blubber steering wheels 3. * Blubber them up. 4. * Blubber them down 5. * Do an Irish jig around a pile of them. 6. * In case a bit of dairy queen inside their rib cage 7. * Sack them from the job 8. * Salute them for all they dun for your country! 9. * Shank 'em 10. * Pokemon them by doing a Pokemon 11. * Manga them by mangaraming them up 12. * Anger them by dismissing them 13. * Write a list about things that are... ! 14. * Shoot the Battlestar Galactica