Retarded Adventures of Murk is the sequel to Murk's journey. It's still....unusual. Chapta Onez!!!!! LOL Murk waz tired of exploditating, dying, getting pwned aztec style, and failiong at getting to the tree. TRedfdZZZZTREE!TREE!! Oops, sorry, that was Murk. "TEH TREE!!" Now let'z get this party started!!! You crank that Soulja boi!!! You crank that soulja tree!!!! Murk qwaz danzing and talking about treeezzz!!111/ Then he died. Again!!! Now that we got the story fired up, let's make murk die! "What did u zay u noobb lozla??" "NOthing Murk!" anyway, the storeez goin!!! Murk flew around saying "TEH TREE!" Murk landed onto a tree. He went inside the hole....and got pwned by a squirelll. "Graggh!!!" screamed Merk, "IT'z a chuck norris squirley!!" "I THOUGht squirllz were cute!!!" "TREEEZZ!!"