Gaylamofascism is much like Islamofascism only a whole lot more gay. It's been a long held belief that the Gaylamofascist headquarters are located in San Francisco, giving the Gaylamofascists a firm foothold in America. The religious right has suggested that the Gaylamofascists or "GLF" are trying to recruit children into the hedonistic world of fleshly delights afforded by the gay culture, but without the condemnation that comes with Christianity. This is of course a deceitful ploy to try to bolster their ranks with young and supple flesh so that a new generation can carry on the work of the GLF which consists of: