Lordofseas prefers to be called Lassy. Failure to call lordofseas by his name (Lassy) may result in head bashing, stomach aches, pregnancy, electrocution, or death. One may only use nicknames if one consults with Lassy first. Lordofseas' first name is known. It is Tal Vara. His last name, however, is still a mystery. He would still, however, prefer Lassy.