NC: (downbeat) Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. As you can probably tell by my voice, I'm just getting over an illness. It was either brought on by natural circumstances or the film I saw was so bad it made me physically sick. Either one wouldn't surprise me! So, the doctor says I should be fine, though, as long as I get plenty of rest and relaxat...(gets hit by clown nose) OW! Bitch Spasms: Hoho! Don't you know? The cure for anything, anywhere, is laughter! Hoho! NC: Who are you? Bitch Spasms: I'm Dr. Bitch Spasms, and I'm here to make you laugh! Hoho! NC: OW!