Following 12 Followers 2 Woohoo! Troy is in flames. We won! Guess it's time to head home. Fuck you @Poseidon. I won this war, not you. The only thing you ever use that trident for is scratching your ass. @Eurylochus wants to stop at McDonald's before we head home. I'm not that hungry, but I guess I could get a Diet Nectar. Just sacked this town of Trojan-loving pussies called Ismaros. Got some pretty sweet stuff. A storm just blew us off course. Poseidon is a douchebag. Finally, land! Some guys are coming near us with some kind of plant. Gonna go check it out. File:Ninjastar.png