The Big Breakthrough was made next Thursday morning at around lunch time July 20th of August after a fresh shipment of crash-test nuns was delivered. After an enjoyable evening of farts, beef cider, and several huge smelly bridges, the tests began in earnest. The renowned peach-scented scientist, Dr. Alfred D'Minge, published the following statement outlying, in little-or-no detail, the process involved in propelling nuns to such awesome bible-bashing speeds: