According to a legend circulating on the Internet, if you listen to an entire rendition of "Insanity Waltz of Furandooru" on the new moon, an ancient yōkai will burst forth from the nearest watering hole and eat you whole... This urban legend is just one of many and doesn't seem based on much truth given that the song in question, written over 200 years ago by an insane and blind composer, is almost impossible for mere mortals to play. But that was before the digital age and the magic of software! And now that the fateful piece is accessible to pretty much every music player, Sukareto the Devourer has massively increased her victim count! Except that in our modern world, generally speaking, the closest watering hole to burst forth from are the um… toilets! Yes, not great for your image or