You take the magazine. Wow, this is a copy of the Illogicopedian Times, dated Ergust 2002. It opens at a double page spread pull out poster of MrMetalFLower. You pocket the mag and leave the portaloo. In the distance there seems to be a burger van, but you can hear voices getting closer. On the other hand, this seems to be a very good vantage point to spy on guards and sneak up on them unawares. Best to decide quickly what to do next. * Lie in wait for something to happen * Go to burger van * Run, arms flailing wildly * Leg it * Use knife