Darnell "Crabman" Turner is the alias given to Harry Monroe, a former government assassin who was in the Witness Protection Program. He is Joy's current husband. Darnell works at the Crab Shack. He keeps a tortoise called Mr. Turtle. He graduated from college at age 14. He also is a virtuoso cellist and can identify 254 types of cheese by taste alone ("Buried Treasure"). He can speak French, Russian, Hebrew, Arabic and three other languages. He has black belts in three Martial Arts that end in "Do"("My Name is Alias"). He is shown to be very intelligent and calm. He lives in Pimmit Hills Trailer Park.