Eric and Donna are sitting in the VistaCruiser ERIC: Oh my God! (slides over to Donna) Did you hear that? It sounds like a bloody hook scraping against the backdoor....What’s wrong, you’re like a millions miles away? DONNA: I don’t know. It’s just like my parents are fighting like all the time. It just makes me so mad. Like I wanna kick their asses but I can’t. I wanna do something! ERIC: Okay (sighs) Take me Donna! DONNA: What?! ERIC: Go ahead, take me! Punish your parents by using me for sex! Do your business and be done with it! Go ahead! Don’t be shy! I can take it! But...God...do be gentle! DONNA: You didn’t actually think that was gonna work did you? ERIC: No, but I’m a virgin and it’s driving me crazy. But that’s not your fault. No wait, YES it is! DONNA: How do you do that? ERIC: D