Credits. Begin playing "I Can Tell We're Gonna Be The Most Retarded People on the Face of Earth, Aside from Your Brother-In-Law" Show plates of maggot-infested food while we hear vomit sounds in the background. Darkness. Fade to Napoleon Dynamite standing in front of his house, his binders in his arms. He has a gigantic prom, thick cokebottle glasses and gigantic buck teeth. He opens one binder up, looks inside, then his eyes widen and he quickly closes the binder. Kid: Whadd're you gonna do today, Napoleon? Teacher: Okay, that's enough. Woman at desk: Is there anything wrong? Kip: Whaat?