A devout Lesbian for over twenty years, Chastity Chaz has come out (again) and stated, "...I want a Penis..." This initial statement prompted Pat Buchanan to joyfully comment, "See, I told you there was a Gay/Cure! Then the other shoe high heel boot dropped. She wants HER OWN penis, surgically attached. Years of clam bumping have caused a case of terminal Penis Envy. She has announced in a news conference she wants is compelled to become a man Manly Transsexual . Making her a true Lesbian For Dick. * Note from the Editor: I'm going to go hurl now... Someone else please finish this article.