'Cause, you know... It's kinda what everyone else told me, so it's really their fault... And at the sleepover yesterday I got dared to say that. And I added two '0's just 'cause I wanted to...um...so...I herd you liek iPods? Believe me when I tell you this: Your mom really is a cow!Seriously; you need to just accept that she is, denial just isn't working anymore! Anyway, just call me when you start accepting this fact. I'll be there, ready to milk her. If you know what I mean. It's pretty easy to know what I mean. Seriously. It's not even innuendo. Are you still here?