On this day, Darth Vader ordered a bunch of Stormtroopers to get into some planes or TIE fighters and head down to Earth to bring pain and agony. Meanwhile, the government had just constructed the largest Jenga towers ever, honored by millions. Later that day, the Stormtroopers drove down to Earth while drunk driving. Originally, they were going to destroy the white house, but since they were drunk driving, they accidentally crashed into the twin jenga towers, wasting 90 dollars worth of Jenga blocks!