As we all know. This is another Grand Theft Auto ripoff game. Except this time, it's set... IN ILLOGICOPEDIA!!! Real surprise huh? Guess I should of kept silent on that one. In this game, you play Clikorlly Belicettison. A black, russian, caucasian hybrid who came into this world by you know who... God! Your goal in this game is to become the most wanted, richest and sexiest person in the game. You are at some sort of intersection where you are surrounded by 4 similar buildings. There are exactly 12 cars around you and aproximately 120 citizens around. You are currently equiped with a knife, some change and a machine gun. What do you do?